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By publications@medsoc.org.au August 16, 2019February 6, 2026 humour/satire/Uncategorized

Med Students Petition for 3x Speed in Echo360

“Hundreds of students from all years of the UNSW medical program are gathered around in front of Wallace Wurth, holding a multitude of home-made signs that proclaimed “3x FOR PRESIDENT!”, “2x IS A CRIME” and “THREE’S FOR P’S”, to list a few.”

By publications@medsoc.org.au August 8, 2019February 6, 2026 opinion

A Medical Student’s Take on Vulnerability

“If you’d asked me last year what vulnerability was, I would have said ‘giving someone else power’ or something about weakness and loss of control. Vulnerability certainly wasn’t a positive thing and definitely not something I was inclined to do by choice.”

By publications@medsoc.org.au August 5, 2019 humour/satire

Tone-deaf Med Student Revolutionises Music With This ONE SIMPLE TRICK

“A first-year medical student with a lifelong fascination with the human body, Lil’ Bobby, as he likes to be called, claims to have developed an entirely novel instrument that will “transform the way we think about sound.””

By publications@medsoc.org.au August 4, 2019 feature

The Wonderful World of Medical Eponyms

“Love them or hate them, you cannot escape eponyms in medicine. Skim down to the footnotes of any page in Talley’s and you’ll find random tidbits of information on the old German physician or wacky American surgeon who gave their name to the medical term that we know and cherish today.”

By publications@medsoc.org.au August 2, 2019February 6, 2026 humour/satire

Study: 92.4% of Med Cohort Reported High Levels of Psychological Distress Following Clinical Allocations

“10 am. 25th July. A singular student collapses in Clancy auditorium. A moment passes, her classmates follow. A wave ripples upwards through the masses as 2nd years everywhere succumb to its effects. What could possibly have caused this? Malaria? The flu? A particularly hard Gibson lecture?”

By publications@medsoc.org.au July 31, 2019 culture/the weekly petri

Separating Identity from Art: Artemisia Gentileschi’s Ultraviolence

“Can we remove art from its persistent association with trauma and pain, or must every artwork have some sort of psychological explanation? A look into the subject of Gentileschi’s most famous artwork is in itself an interesting exploration of identity and how it plays into different styles of representation.”

By publications@medsoc.org.au July 24, 2019 opinion

A Not So Well-Being

“This isn’t an article about statistics. This isn’t an article about tips or advice. This is an article about what it’s like to struggle.”

By publications@medsoc.org.au July 23, 2019February 6, 2026 humour/satire

Phase 1 Student Attempts to Improve Understanding of HMB by Developing Borderline Alcoholism

“In preparation for the second scenario of Health Maintenance B, Mahdrink revealed that he had single-handedly discovered the greatest impetus (in his opinion*) to drink on a more regular basis. The rationale? To enhance his ability to empathise with patients struck by the cruel hand of alcoholism.”

By publications@medsoc.org.au July 11, 2019February 6, 2026 Uncategorized

Mental Health through the Monocle of Professor Ute Vollmer-Conna

by JULIANNA WAN and LUANA SAWMYNADEN Known fondly by UNSW medical students as Student Wellbeing Advisor, Professor Ute Vollmer-Conna opens up about her life before being the distinctive character we all love and cherish, attracting humans and animals alike and how to better care not only for ourselves, but also

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By publications@medsoc.org.au June 18, 2019February 6, 2026 humour/satire

“I didn’t study for EOC, I swear!”, says Med Student

“Characterised by constant interjections of “I’m so screwed, I haven’t studied at all!” into conversations completely unrelated to academics, even when secretly being caught up on most of the content, studies have shown that 1 in 3 medical students suffer from this affliction.”

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