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By publications@medsoc.org.au October 18, 2018 humour/satire

MedFac To Test Final Year Students’ ‘Words Per Minute’ To Assess Suitability For Internship

“Yeah look, once on my gastro term the consultant asked me to do the notes and instead of ‘patient due discharge’, I mistyped ‘patient die discharge’. Safe to say boss wasn’t happy.”

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