By While sadly the fruits of da Vinci’s labour, lost to time, were unable to contribute largely to medical innovation, our knowledge in the present allows us insight into the mind of a brilliant scientist.
MedSoc Elections Suspected of Russian Interference
Late last Tuesday, candidate Ronald Tram posted on Instagram: “I’ve got some big friends from my elective in Russia. Tremendous at computers! They’ll expose phoney Hayley for what she is: A TEACHER’S PET!”
When R U OK? Is Not Enough
I hadn’t really thought about it for a while, but every time I hear someone say ‘I’m so depressed’ a little thing tugs at me reminding me it was real. I don’t look like a depressed person, I never did… but I was.
Ex-4U State Ranker Confused by Simple Multiplication When Taking Pulse
“I mean, just being able to simultaneously count beats while looking at my watch for 15 seconds made me dizzy. But then I had to calculate beats per minute and that’s when it all fell apart.”
Med Student Plans to Sleep When He’s Dead
“Yeah, maybe I have dark circles under my eyes, but that could be genetic, you don’t know. You don’t know my life.”
Lowest Ever 9AM Lecture Attendance Mysteriously Coincides with World Cup Final
The lecturer, Prof Richard Biggus, said, “No wonder this generation can’t afford to buy houses. Too busy sleeping or eating avocados.”
Medical Podcasts: The (unofficial) Definitive Review
In short, podcasts are free, downloadable, and available via iTunes, Soundcloud, Spotify, YouTube etc.
North Shore Boy Claims to Prefer Macquarie Medical School for Educational Opportunity
“Sure, paying to get into med is wrong, but you can’t paint with a broad brush. You don’t know my circumstances, I could be someone from say… out west.”
Inspired by Trump’s Border Family Separation Policy, MedFac Forces Local Phase 3 Students to Go Rural
A few locals complaining about receiving Sutherland were promptly given death glares by all involved.
Making the Most of Your GP Rotation
When asked about how they found GP placement, students’ responses often fall into one of two groups. It was either “the best thing ever” or “unfortunately, very boring”. So, how can you optimise your chances of loving your GP term?
