“Sure, paying to get into med is wrong, but you can’t paint with a broad brush. You don’t know my circumstances, I could be someone from say… out west.”
Inspired by Trump’s Border Family Separation Policy, MedFac Forces Local Phase 3 Students to Go Rural
A few locals complaining about receiving Sutherland were promptly given death glares by all involved.
Mother! Labour Ward as a B-grade Horror Movie
You leave to use the bathroom. All the women give birth simultaneously. They know.
Ortho Bro Says Watching Tenth Knee Replacement From The Corner Still a “Fantastic Opportunity”
Dr Jones reports he was unaware that there was a student in his theatre last Tuesday.
Med Student Diagnosed With Vitamin D Deficiency Before Exams, Again
The only source of light our team could identify in her study room was a small IKEA lamp on her desk.
Student Studying BGDB Diagnoses Himself With Developmental Delay
The student shared these findings in the hopes that other medical students could identify their own developmental deficits before it’s too late.
Older Male BGDA Facilitator Reminds Entire Class Their Female Peers Are at “Peak Fertility”
The oldest class member is 20 and they’re all at least $60k in debt due to their full time medical degree.
HD WAM Student Assures 1st Years that “P’s get degrees”
“You want to hit as close to 50% as you can. Don’t even bother using textbooks.”
Abundance of Egg Freezing Adverts in Uni Toilets Remind Med Student Her Clock is Ticking
“I don’t need to be reminded that my buns are cooking while I’m on the can,” one student reported.
MedFac Sets Phase 1 Exams in Ancient Greek to Stop Reliance on Past Papers
One anonymous student could be heard to wail, “But I didn’t go to private school on the North Shore.”