By “You want to hit as close to 50% as you can. Don’t even bother using textbooks.”
Abundance of Egg Freezing Adverts in Uni Toilets Remind Med Student Her Clock is Ticking
“I don’t need to be reminded that my buns are cooking while I’m on the can,” one student reported.
MedFac Sets Phase 1 Exams in Ancient Greek to Stop Reliance on Past Papers
One anonymous student could be heard to wail, “But I didn’t go to private school on the North Shore.”
Study: One Year of Med School Enough for Area Aunties to Expect Medical Advice at Family Dinner
Some students report that all it takes is an acceptance into medical school for the bombardment to begin.
Hypochondriac Med Student Pretty Sure He Has All The Things
After studying SH, Sam reports he suddenly came down with serious influenza, despite his doctor’s repeated diagnosis of ‘manflu’.
Prominent Medical School Assures Rural Students That Anatomy Isn’t Important
“It’s got nothing to do with saving money.”
Ruse Graduate Starting Med Excited To Spend Another 6 Years With Literally All Her Friends
“I thought I’d be leaving all my friends behind but it’s like I’m just taking high school with me!”
