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Local Med Student Buys RM Williams To Support Farmers During Drought
When asked if she also has plans to buy an Akubra hat she appeared visibly disgusted.
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MedSoc Elections Suspected of Russian Interference
Late last Tuesday, candidate Ronald Tram posted on Instagram: “I’ve got some big friends from my elective in Russia. Tremendous at computers! They’ll expose phoney Hayley for what she is: A TEACHER’S PET!”
Ex-4U State Ranker Confused by Simple Multiplication When Taking Pulse
“I mean, just being able to simultaneously count beats while looking at my watch for 15 seconds made me dizzy. But then I had to calculate beats per minute and that’s when it all fell apart.”
Med Student Plans to Sleep When He’s Dead
“Yeah, maybe I have dark circles under my eyes, but that could be genetic, you don’t know. You don’t know my life.”
Lowest Ever 9AM Lecture Attendance Mysteriously Coincides with World Cup Final
The lecturer, Prof Richard Biggus, said, “No wonder this generation can’t afford to buy houses. Too busy sleeping or eating avocados.”
North Shore Boy Claims to Prefer Macquarie Medical School for Educational Opportunity
“Sure, paying to get into med is wrong, but you can’t paint with a broad brush. You don’t know my circumstances, I could be someone from say… out west.”
Inspired by Trump’s Border Family Separation Policy, MedFac Forces Local Phase 3 Students to Go Rural
A few locals complaining about receiving Sutherland were promptly given death glares by all involved.
Mother! Labour Ward as a B-grade Horror Movie
You leave to use the bathroom. All the women give birth simultaneously. They know.
Ortho Bro Says Watching Tenth Knee Replacement From The Corner Still a “Fantastic Opportunity”
Dr Jones reports he was unaware that there was a student in his theatre last Tuesday.
Med Student Diagnosed With Vitamin D Deficiency Before Exams, Again
The only source of light our team could identify in her study room was a small IKEA lamp on her desk.