{"id":1467,"date":"2019-10-15T16:59:42","date_gmt":"2019-10-15T06:59:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thejugular.org\/?p=1467"},"modified":"2019-10-15T16:59:42","modified_gmt":"2019-10-15T06:59:42","slug":"introducing-the-all-new-airsteths","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jugular.org.au\/index.php\/2019\/10\/15\/introducing-the-all-new-airsteths\/","title":{"rendered":"Introducing the all-new AirSteths!"},"content":{"rendered":"
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written by JESSICA SAWANG<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Littmann Cardiology IV Stethoscope not enough of a flex for you? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tired of how AirPods used to be the ultimate symbol of wealth, but now everyone and their mother has one? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Annoyed that you can\u2019t Bluetooth connect your AirPods to your steth? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Still want that same early AirPods superiority, but in a clinical setting?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Introducing the all-new AirSteths\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cordless. Revolutionary. Brilliant. Show-stopping. Totally unique.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

For those who want to differentiate themselves from the plebeians from the first glance.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fashionable AND multipurpose, AirSteths can be used during hospital hours (impress your patients with your immeasurable wealth, style and up-to-dateness!) and outside hospital too (just hold the diaphragm close to your phone speakers and voil\u00e0! You\u2019re flexing WHILE listening to those lectures you\u2019ve been putting off for weeks).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

For the price of $9999*, get your AirSteths now at 1-800-FLEX-5555!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

*Some might call AirSteths overpriced, but everyone knows that the steeper the price tag, the bigger the flex.
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